The Kobold Gospel:
The dirty claws of Gorma clawed at the ground impatiently, it
was an automatic habit. The shaman was dragging his feet on what direction to
go, which usually meant no one had any idea where to go. They had a good run
marauding the last couple days and all the eager killers were getting itchy.
Victory never satisfies for long, and confidence was nervously draining away.
Gorma was a kobold, a lanky trash heap of a creature,
mindless in any sort of cleanliness or planning. He followed the Great Claw. He
was born in the frantic clutch of his heritage, life was short and glory
shorter. Dragons, however were not, they were mighty beasts that wielded the
Great Claw with hot breath and molten eyes. Gorma would have killed his shaman
for a chance at a dragon’s glory. All his kobold kin would, murder was the name
of the game.
The previous shaman was killed by the new shaman, and he
would probably be killed by the next. The same went for the war leaders, you
killed when you had a chance at Dragonglory and leadership didn’t see it. If
you passed up Dragonglory the Great Claw would chew you up when you died, and
you would rot in a tumbling hell of teeth. If you chased Dragonglory in life,
then you would be added to the great hoard, a shining example of strength.
Missing your shot at Dragonglory was a punishable offense,
cowardice was disciplined with mutilation. Some kobolds lacked fingers, ears,
eyes and hands. All shamans lacked at least one eye, but not because of
punishment, but from sacrifice. If you had found Dragonglory and lived you could
pluck your eye out, a token that passed into the afterlife and see behind the
great veil and into the hoard of the Great Claw.
Gorma believed every bit of what he was taught, his spear
was sharp, and he was eager for his chance at Dragonglory. Yesterday he thought
see saw a glimmer, but the village was undefended, just peaceful humans. Their
village had little metal, no gold, useless foodstuffs, nothing a kobold warrior
of the Great Claw would ever eat. They indulged a little murder, but it wasn’t enough,
they wanted a juicy target, something that necessitated the use of fire. Where
there was fire, there was glory.
The shaman had a juicy target after all. It was a small town
with a forge, and with a forge, it meant metal. The Great Claw desires gold above
all else, and the shaman was promising the warriors dreams of a shimmering
hoard. The frenzy started to echo in drums and shrieks, the mob of clawed
creatures becoming a single flame of avarice. They were ready to die for the
chance at Dragonglory.
The town was able to raise the alarm and defend itself. The
kobold warriors threw their spears and clawed at the fortifications, unable to
enter the town. There was little damage, and after a handful of kobolds were
slain, their courage failed. They retreated, Gorma flailed his long arms, empty
of plunder or weapons. The kobolds regrouped, the shaman’s trumpet sounded a
rally point. Not a single kobold returned with a spear, all throwing them
without finding a mark.
The shaman squinted his eye over each of them as they
arrived, scorning them all for their shame. Gorma remained silent and awaited
the judgement of the shaman, they each lowered their head and dug their claws
in the dirt. The shaman riffled through his bag, producing a metal tube filled
with holes. The shaman grunted out his command with certain authority.
The commandment was death, the group must return to the
town, throw their bodies on the fortification, their cowardice must be repaid.
The shaman promised the metal tube would bring the Great Claw, and they must
prove their Dragonglory with their blood. Gorma had no choice, he would not
miss his chance at Dragonglory twice in the same day.
The kobolds slinked back near the town, waiting until the
fortifications had eased and the alarm was not blaring. They had no plan, as
soon as they got within the fortifications, they let out a piercing howl. The
alarm rose within seconds and the town rose up against them. The shaman blew
his metal tube, notes flying on the wind in violent harmonies, reaching the
ears of a nearby dragon.
The one-call flute was the last tool of the kobold shaman.
They played it when there could be gold and when they faced lethal defeat.
Gorma heard the flute as townsfolk stabbed at his skinny corpse. He listened
and watched the sky with his last breath. Before it all went black he wanted to
see the Great Claw.
The black shadow silenced the town with a wailing shriek,
all eyes turned to the sky. A great shape and wavy heat distortion could be
seen on the walls and roofs of the town. The shadows stretched out as the
creature descended. The quickly changing temperature produced beads of the
foreheads of the townsfolk. The air grew thick and wrapped itself around their
throats. Some coughed and gasped, most covering their mouths as they squinted
past the sun. The shape formed two wings like a bird but rather than feathers,
green scales shimmered, adding to the sun’s blindness.
Two heads coiling around each other, unwrapping serpentines
descending and separating. Both heads breathing in deep, an audible yawn in the
same note as the one-call flute.
The two heads unleashed their breath upon the town. The
first breath covered the homes, a green vapor filled the air, and the coughing
turned lethal. Chlorine gas billowed out unto the streets and snuck under every
trapdoor, every cellar, every closet, every pair of lungs burned and cried in
short feeble screams.
The second head let loose a flaming plume at the villagers
surrounding the dying kobolds. The fire was explosive, consuming vast amounts
of oxygen as it left the dragon’s mouth. A shockwave knocked over most the
villagers, then their clothes ignited as the inferno rolled over their bones.
The dragon screeching out the kobold hymnal of the Great Claw.