The Mouth:
The Uncanny Valley is populated by the infirm and grotesque,
and with some investigation the motion of the inhabitants seems to add to the
unease of their presence. The Valley sits at the base of a mountain range, its
twisting peaks and impossible structures leer overhead, watching the daily
lives of its squirming residences.
As an ordained Seeker, such places are my destination, my
ticket paid for long ago under the stars.
The plane flight was comfortable, providing a chance to
catch up on some sleep. However, there was a delay in taking off from the
airport of the Absurd, whose mechanics are blind and feeble, it is really quite
surprising they got the single prop plane into the sky. I closed my eyes and
waited for the crash, at peace with the idea of being suddenly being incinerated
or jerked out of my seat and thrown into a kinetic pile of jelly.
After a quick peanut-butter and jelly dream, I woke slightly
hungry. My eyes sustained me as the uncanny valley was seen from the window.
Even from the view above, the rivers did not follow the typical course through
a delta, but rather seemed to crawl over the fertile basin with right angles
and geometric confusion. There was a small town and a smaller airport, both
seemed dismally tiny compared to the mountain which cast an enormous darkness
over the valley.
The plane landed smoothly, yet when we stopped I noticed the
plane was tucked away behind the airport, snug between 2 trash dumpsters, we
walked across a makeshift plank leading into the airport. Calling it an airport
may be giving the place too much credit. It was also a church of sorts, the
baggage claim consisted of an altar, multiple ritual tools of unknown use which
decorated the conveyor belt, and an effigy vaguely resembling a tree or maybe a
crucified man wearing a crown of thorns, its limbs elongated and curved to
resemble the branches of trees. It was though someone had seen a crucifix
hundreds of years ago and had recreated it from a distant memory.
I found myself staring at the crucifix. After a time, I went
to collect my baggage which had been altered and only vaguely resembled what my
baggage looked like before boarding the plane. I had a black duffle bag, but
now it looked like it had been stretched and bent into the letter U.
After some small talk and a request from the single ticket-booth
attendant I was outside waiting for a taxi to take me to my hotel. The airport
road was a Cal-de-sac, horrible design if ever there was more than a few cars.
However, there were no others waiting and I found myself looking around at the
most banal of things: The streets were curved, not one followed a straight
line, the buildings did not look level or plum, their roofs showing signs of
water damage as pools gathered in corners of rusted gutters. Every building
appeared to be built to exaggerate these errors, and the longer I looked at
them the more I felt like the construction was intentional. This satisfied my
curiosity slightly, being that the town resided in a place called the Uncanny
Valley.
Mental comfort was short lived when I saw the taxi approach.
Whether the road was in disrepair or the driver was reckless, the approach was
one of a haphazard junk pile. I thought I saw a piece of the vehicle break off
when the driver didn’t slow down over the speed bump. I was cautious getting
into the car, but I was already starting to become aware of the nature of the
place and risking my life to see into such places provided no greater thrill. I
told the driver I had not had a chance to exchange my money to the local
currency. The driver smiled and said there would be plenty of time for that
later, and non-local currency was preferred.
We drove for 2 hours to the remote hotel. I found myself
looking at the facial features of the driver. He was an elderly man, with deep
creases resembling the lines of the rivers from viewed in the airplane. Some of
them took right angles and turns I have not seen before. When he spoke, his joules
moved like sacks of groceries, as if a weight dwelled under his skin. He
chatted briefly about the beauty of the mountain and the trees and how happy he
was was to have a visitor in his homeland. He gave me his contact information
and offered to drive me anywhere in the area at a discount. His smile reminded
me of a frog or amphibian, it seemed much wider that his lips allowed, the
creases drawing out a line which curved up his cheeks.
The remote hotel was near the base of the mountain range, we
traveled up in elevation, I could not guess the amount, but the switch backs
wrapped around multiple peaks. The mountains were filled with excessive and
distinguishing features. Each peak seemed filled with knots and caverns of
impossible geometry, large boulders stood on tiny fulcrums, as if they were in
mid arc from a catapult, perhaps in a thousand years they would finally land
and add to the abundance of craters. It was like watching a battle of giants in
slow motion, an avalanche frozen in a slice of time while the flea-like car
sputtered up the face of the warriors.
The driver saw my tension and broke the weight with a toothy
word from his wrinkled and elastic face: “Don’t worry about those, sticks and
stones may break our bones, but their words will never reach us.” I was not
relieved, and my knuckles grew a little whiter. I didn’t reply, the terror of
the precarious stones occupied my imagination. I felt a little relief when the
hotel came into view.
My relief was short lived, and the new terror was not unexpected.
The hotel was built before some massive geological upheaval, the foundation
rested on a plateau over a cliff. To get to the hotel itself required crawling
up a ladder stretching 300 feet. The ladder seemed sturdy at first, but the
wiggle and wave became more exaggerated as I got closer to the top. After I
reached the precipice I waved the driver away.
The hotel was typical of the type of infection that the rest
of the Valley contained, twisted rooftops and a previous sudden jutting of the
mountains exaggerated the near collapsed appearance. The family which ran the
hotel was modest and kind, they took my things to the top floor, promising the
view was worth the trip. The place was clean, yet there seemed to be a smell or
musky presence which I could not name. The family consisted of 4 adults, the
mother, father and a pair of twins grown to bright eyed young adults. However,
both of the twins had lazy-eyes, off-set reflections of each other. This made
it easier to tell them apart, but whenever they shared a quick glance with each
other, their lazy-eyes peered off into the shadowed corners of the tall
ceilings.
The room was warm and clean, a single window afforded me a
wide view of the Uncanny Valley and the cliff faces with their dark ravines. The
basin of the delta could be seen in its entirety, the crawling streams seemed
to defy gravity as some streams doubled back, flowing both upstream and
downstream. I found myself staring out the window, unable to remember if I had
wrapped up the monetary details of my stay with the hotel family.
I unpacked my belongings, enough for a 5 day stay in this
strange place. The obvious infection of discord was clear, but by what impulse
did the landscape curve and warp? My room was the 6th floor, and
above the hotel rose 2 fanged peaks of sheer stone. They rose on each side of
the hotel and their shadows could be seen over the Valley. They were only seen
when I went out to the haphazard constructed balcony, which if any of the
floorboards wee to suddenly fail my corpse may never be found in those dark
ravines of twisted geometry. I avoided the balcony, keeping my investigation of
the place to a less risky investigation.
My first attempt to determine the unease of the place was
through conversation with the residences of the hotel. The mother and father
were very quiet and had no idea about the apparent strangeness, to them this
was the order of things and the impossible orientation of stones, rivers and
shadows were an unargued fact of life. The twins were very different.
They were never separated, and each question required a
glance at the other before similar responses followed. They told me that the hotel
was in the path of some greater creature, a creature they had never seen
directly, but had heard its voice. They promised that during my stay I may hear
the voice of the unknown beast. They giggled at their own response, as if the
beast was a joke of some kind, some sideshow spectacle that would enhance my
appreciation of their world.
As a Seeker, my occupation demands a balance of criticism
and acceptance. I did not prod too much on the first day, I was a guest after
all. I decided to write down the descriptions of the place and listen for the
voice of the suspected beast. This of course did not explain the meandering and
illogical infection of the place, nor the boulders stacked in towers of
precariously threats. I fell sleep with the curtains closed.
I slept in until 3pm on the second day, my dreams were
filled with airplane crashes and avalanches.
The night came around 6:30, and the stars dotted the thick
darkness. I looked out into the Valley, careful not to stand on the balcony.
The darkness exaggerated the Valley below, coloring the vista, yet not
diminishing the vast sense of space, infected with strange directions.
9:30pm: The sky grows darker, I can see no clouds, as if the
stars are being winked out, disappearing as the hours crawl by. I can no longer
recognize any constellations.
11:00pm: Perhaps the clouds were high and hidden, a storm
has descended upon the Valley. I can not see the town below nor its even
smaller airport. The moon is half-full, and it sits as an angry eye between the
twin peaks above.
12:15pm: I have heard the voice of the creature. I marked
the time when the howl began, at 12:04 the wind rolled down the peaks followed
by a massive deluge of rain. The wind, or perhaps better called the night-wind
sounded like the crying of an animal, through the ravines and over the perched
boulders it flowed. I heard several boulders crash to the ground, a reverberant
echo which drew my eyes to the fanged peaks above, wondering if a stone was
rolling towards the hotel.
The animal sound of the wind was like that of a dying bird,
squawking in the darkness, then howling out a mournful death note. It continued
in a painful choir, I was transfixed, hypnotized, unable to control my feet as
they walked out to the rickety construction of the balcony. There I stood,
full-faced before the twin peaks and the howl of the night-wind. I felt the
creature’s breath; the rain was its spittle, and the darkness its hulking body
screaming down the Valley in incorporeal rage.
Unfortunately, it was only this second night that I heard
the night-wind blow its fearsome wail. There
was no wind on the subsequent nights. After the storm the twins smiled and
laughed whenever they greeted me in the morning. They would jeer half-heartedly
and prepare me a complimentary breakfast. “Did the wind scare you? Are you
afraid Seeker? Do you think a fish fears the depth of the ocean, or crows the
torrent of the storm?”
I requested an extension in my stay here for further
investigation, the family apathetically agreed, saying my foreign money would
allow a lifetime for whatever I sought here, if I wished.